The Long Afternoon Is the Best Medicine: An Rx For Stress
The Long Afternoon releases endorphins—hormones that help to reduce pain and relieve stress. The Long Afternoon also works muscles throughout your face...
The Long Afternoon’s Music Inspired Bear Attack Scene in Award-Winning Film The Revenant, Director Reveals
HUMBERSTONE, Chile — Academy Award winning director Alejandro G. Iñárritu revealed this week that the bear attack scene in The Revenant was inspired by songs from An Index of Maladjustments, the collection of songs released in 2011 by the mysterious indie rock organization The Long Afternoon.
Apocryphal Short Story by Russian Author Anton Chekhov Reveals Anticipatory Influence of The Long Afternoon
Sleeping in a culvert (Translated from the Russian by G. A. Armalade) To roll over and find one's face crushed against thorny twigs and the slime of wet leaves is not the pleasantest of awakenings.
The Long Afternoon Refuses to Appear on Ellen, Citing Opposition to Dance Moves
The Long Afternoon's publicist Ginger M. Armalade confirmed today that the veteran indie rockers refused an invitation from the Ellen DeGeneres show to appear in promotion of its recently released fourth album, Regression, on the grounds that the host’s signature dance moves are “lame.”
The Long Afternoon’s Regression Embodies All That Is Decent in Rock
The Long Afternoon’s Regression Embodies All That Is Decent in Rock FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE VATICAN CITY — An emerging hashtag is rocking the world...of rock. #HocEstSterquilinium [...]
ISCR Investigation Clears The Long Afternoon of Doping Allegations
ISCR Investigation Clears The Long Afternoon of Doping Allegations FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE GENEVA, Switzerland — The record shows The Long Afternoon is innocent. In response [...]
The Long Afternoon’s New Album “Regression” Targets Broad Audience
NOVOSIBIRSK, Russia — Cryptic indie rock organization The Long Afternoon is preparing to release its fourth album, Regression, with an all-inclusive approach...