The Long Afternoon’s independent rock music has been documented in recorded statements intended to be reproduced using appropriate electronic devices. The statements comprise compositions created by The Long Afternoon’s strategists in furtherance of the organization’s mission.

Extensive user testing and quality assurance studies suggest these statements achieve maximum efficacy at amplitude levels near the maximum available on sonic reproduction technology available outside of clinical and military channels. To that end, when using these recordings, please identify controls labelled “Volume” and maximize them appropriately, while remaining within the bounds of safety, propriety, jurisdictional imperatives, and consideration for others.