The Long Afternoon | Recorded Statements and Albums

In furtherance of their strategy of obscurity, The Long Afternoon's independent rock music is documented and made available through recorded statements that can be reproduced at will by appropriate electronic devices. The statements comprise compositions created by The Long Afternoon's core strategists in furtherance of the organization's commitment to its mission


Set into motion and sustained by loyal ghosts.

An Index of Maladjustments

Two years of Jordan almonds and midnight phone calls from the feds.

Signifying Nothing

In reverse the years become a tale told by an idiot.

The Luxury Problem

You'll stand in the circle and make no sound.

In extensive user testing and quality assurance studies, The Long Afternoon has confirmed that these statements achieve maximum efficacy at amplitude levels ranging toward the higher end of the scale present on most reproductive mechanisms available outside of clinical and military channels. To that end, therefore, the organization highly recommends that users of the recorded statements identify all controls labelled "Volume" and adjust them toward increased levels as appropriate, although always remaining within the bounds of safety, appropriateness, jurisdictional requirements, and basic consideration for fellow human beings. 

As always The Long Afternoon invites comment and reaction to all official statements. Physical copies of the organization's recorded statements are available via,, and many more. The Long Afternoon's recorded statements also are available for streaming and download via, iTunes, Apple Music, Pandora, Spotify, and others.